Additional Information
- Story
- Just what is in the WTF Bottom? We can’t really say except that you should
have low expectations. These might be hemmed or hawed, decayed or destroyed,
genetically mutated or just straight up crotchless. We can say that there
will be some sort of object designed to be worn on the bottom half of your
body and in sanitary condition, so your best bet is to expect a bunch of
deconstructed chaps and kilts. The two things we can guarantee is that they
will have the *labeled size* that you pick and that the *original* value
of the items will be at least what we are selling the pack for. Of course
the original value is not the same as the current value, nor is the labeled
size a guarantee that it will actually fit like it’s labeled so the safe
thing to assume is that the current value is nothing, the items in the pack
are useless and that we are ripping you off.
This is not a deal for whiners and complainers, there are absolutely no returns or exchanges, so don’t buy this pack unless you are comfortable taking a risk. You also should not get distracted by anyone you might see on social media claiming to have gotten some amazing golden ticket pack. There may be a rare winner, but this game is like a casino, where the odds are stacked heavily in the house’s favor. So gamble at your own risk and discretion please. - Fabric
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Probably damaged, sold as-is. This is a high risk, no return endeavor. Please see other individual product pages for general fabric info.
- Details
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Probably a solitary, distressed item of dubious origin. This is a high risk, no return endeavor. Please see other individual product pages for general details.
- Sizing
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We guarantee all items will have the *labeled size* that you pick, but there is no guarantee the size will actually fit like it’s labeled. This is a high risk, no return endeavor. Please see other individual product pages for general sizing info.
- Colors
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