Additional Information
- Story
- Expect nothing special in this pack. Nothing except maybe a little air, off-gas, and insect breath if you are lucky. There is no particular reason to buy this pack except maybe charity. If you buy this pack you almost certainly should expect to receive nothing in return, not even an empty envelope. We only put things in these packs if we are in exactly the right mood and even then maybe we flip a coin. We promise nothing. If you are dumb enough to buy this pack we will quite possibly use the money to buy big bags of things and proceed to get Jimi Hendrix high. Yeah sure we know there is an option to pick a size, and you might think that is about clothing, but no, it's about the size of the bag of things you want us to buy with the money you gift us. But no matter what you pick we're just going to buy the biggest sack possible, get really high, look you up on Facebook and clown on you for hours as we get higher. So maybe ignore this whole thing and do not buy this Do Not Buy This Pack. There is no certainty in this pack for you, none at all. No refunds, returns or exchanges either so maybe do not buy it, it's almost definitely not worth the risk. Limit one per customer.
- Fabric
- Nothing except maybe a little air, fart gas, and insect breath if you are lucky.
- Details
- If you buy this pack you almost certainly should expect to receive nothing in return, not even an empty envelope.
- Sizing
- Colors
